hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
introducing myself in the first day of school